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30 rock

"There are no bad ideas, Lemon, only great ideas that go horribly wrong."

Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock

Did anyone catch this week’s 30 Rock? I would totally watch Bitch Hunter, wouldn’t you?

"…she’s down there sitting on a curb, chain smoking and waiting for me to come out, just like the day I was born."

Jenna, 30 Rock
in reference to her mother

"Why don’t Catholics eat meat on Fridays? I’ll tell you why, because the pope owns Long John Silver’s"

Tracy Morgon, 30 Rock

"It’s business drunk, like rich drunk, either way it’s legal to drive"

Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock